Beer in Cans

Why do dykes like beer in cans rather than bottled beer you ask? The reasons are vast. Most will tell you it's because cans are easier to recycle. Some will say they are saving the tabs for their collection. Others might say that beer just tastes better in a can. These are all shabby excuses for the true joys of beer in a can. Many dykes in the know understand its versatility and exciting possibilities. Below is a list of only a few of the most important uses for beer in a can.

Culinary mastery...

Dykes enjoy impressing their friends at the pot-luck bar-b-ques. Beer in cans provide the most excellent "show cooking" opportunity for anyone wishing to demonstrate their culinary skills. Stick a can of opened beer up a chicken's butt, properly season the fowl and toss the whole thing on the grill. In no time, lesbos are fawning in the back yard, drooling over the chickeny aroma. This is a reason why dykes like beer in cans.

Clever cozies...

It is very important to keep the beer in a can cold. You don't have to be a dyke to know the virtues of a cold beer. When you see a dyke with a beer in her cozy, it will probably sport a clever saying ..."I'm not a lesbian but my girlfriend is"... "TQTBSTR8"... "End heterosexual hegemony!"... "Like a stonewall, these colors don't run [blocky image of rainblow flag]". Though you might covet the cozy, it is not wise to use it without permission or there will be trouble.

Creative crafting...


How could you not admire the creativity and chutzpa of any gal donning this masterpiece? Hats like these can be made in any style. A fashion-forward dyke prefers the cowboy hats made from malt liquor cans with blue yarned seems. It Proves to all a deep love of beer in a can and an unwavering commitment to recycling not to mention a casual disregard for socially acceptable head wear.

Impressive feats...

Crushing beer cans between one's breasts shows the world how powerful and stoic a woman can be. Though the act may seem uncomfortable, it is terribly impressive and fun to do in a circle around the campfire with other like-minded adventurers. Enjoying the great outdoors has never been more fun! Warning...be sure that the beer can is properly emptied before attempting this daring feat.

Healthy goodness...

A truly health-conscious dyke appreciates the wholesome benefits that beer in a can provides. There are many scientific studies to show the benefits of drinking beer daily, in moderation of course. It would be a mortal sin to judge a gal for drinking beer from a can. The next time you see a dyke drinking beer from a can, give her a "thumbs up" and ask if she has an extra for you...it's a good way to make new friends.