Making Hummus

Invite a lesbian to a party, and what will she bring? Hummus. Not just any hummus, but home made hummus. Why you ask?

1. Hummus requires very few ingredients, most of which comes in a can. Its quick and easy to whip out, yet seems exotic. No difficult pans, or cooking devices are required. Not even a stove. A blender is the only fancy tool needed. Most lesbians own one of these.

2. Go to a lesbian get together and you will be met with diverse dietary restrictions. Hummus is the only food that everyone can eat. Its vegan, vegetarian, dairy-free, wheat free, gluten free, chemical free, organic, and raw. It is, however, not fat free. But ask any lesbian, most don't mind a little fat.

3. The main ingredient of hummus is "chick-peas". Get it?

Be the hit of your next party, and bring home an empty bowl. Make your own hummus. Here is my recipe.

Lesbian Hummus

1 can of chick peas..or as some call them...garbanzo beans.

Lemon juice

Olive oil

garlic

a pinch of cumin

1 tablespoon of tahini

Put all ingredients in a blender. Blend until smooth. Scoop into bowl. Serve with organic veggies and pita slices. How Martha Stewart!